It's OK...
... if you are an emotional eater every now and then. Ice cream and French fries really do solve problems!
... if you sometimes think violent thoughts about coworkers.
... if you give the evil eye to the guy next to you for taking up two parking spaces {one was a handicap space}
... if you sneak into the boardroom, shut the doors and then do a happy dance.
... if you think about turning your phone off because you are tired of dealing with a certain someone.
... if you type long, drawn out blog posts then delete them because you feel better already.
... if you think about calling in sick one day just to take a "mental health day".
... if you are
that mom that calls about every little issue with your dog.
... if you think about smacking the McDonald's lady.
... if you eat McDonald's more than once in a week.
... if you completely ignore certain people.
... if you feel like popping a blood pressure pill and a Valium on some days... don't worry, I'm drug free :)
... if you get in your car, shut the door then scream and yell until you feel better
... if you lay in the floor with your dog instead of cleaning
... if you think you have the best friends and everyone else is crazy.
... if you are already sad that your niece's birthday is at the end of September and she'll be 6.
... if you need some "me" time.
... if you watch way too much tv sometimes. It's nice to escape from reality, right?
... if you think Rachel should be voted off immediately despite the fact that she would help Jeff & Jordan.
... if you say "tomorrow is a new day" more than once in a day.
... if you have to stop and pray after an encounter with an idiot.
... if you have to PAY for a service call for your air conditioner when your inlaws own the business {and your husband has been a tech for 10 years}... whatever keeps me and the Amooster cool, you know?
Hey, it's OK! Today is Thursday and tomorrow is Friday!
